Without mommies in plain view, the shift in the authority figure somewhat changes so that some kids start practicing absolute authority and enforcing obedience. Whereas some abuse their physical strength to ensure superiority in the playground, others rule with absolute power based on their age, i.e. height, which boils to the same thing. Or they simply think they are right and you can’t make unequal things equal, can you? After all, ‘some animals are more equal than others.’

“Achieving a particular form of political order in any democracy depends on prevailing conditions ‘in which different forms of society cohere’ and different ways ‘in which consensus is achieved’ (Jeffry Ocay). Since a consensus is mainly reached by parents (or teachers or nannies), oppression and cruelty take its place when they’re not around and consequently achieving my kinda order is the goal of all goals, whether there’s a consensus or not. This normally implies the rule of law that all (or most) must obey, using all possible means to accomplish the goal, from open animosity to passive aggression, slamming, crying (with or without tears), punching, pinching, rolling, hiding, blackmailing, stealing and so on.

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The sociologist and philosopher Max Weber distinguished ‘three types of authority: traditional, legal-rational and charismatic, each corresponding to a brand of leadership operative in contemporary society.’ He probably didn’t have kids in mind when he coined the terms, but we’ll see that same rules pretty much apply in the playground too.

According to Weber, traditional authority implies ‘the presence of a dominant personality and it is the prevailing order in society that gives him the mandate to rule.’ Parents are dominant because they are parents. On the other hand, children in the play area frequently listen to (obey) other kids who are seen as apt by the majority, and because everyone else already does, so they just follow. I didn’t give my son B. the mandate to rule so it’s only natural that I should bitch when he presides at our home meetings (or elsewhere). A republic/parliamentary democracy is still a form of government that is nearer and dearer to my heart than a monarchy so, despite being my Little Prince, he does not automatically have a hereditary right to the throne. We’re not gonna abolish monarchy altogether, though, since ours is not the absolute, but the constitutional one (thank god). Tradition is tradition, right? Besides, it’s good to be the queen. However, what B. apparently does is copy my behavior and I can tell you he’s damn good at it. Or he just has a domineering streak. Hm…I’ll get back to that…

Second, Weber’s legal-rational authority is grounded in clearly defined laws. ‘The obedience of people is not based on the capacity of any leader but on the legitimacy and competence that procedures and laws bestow upon persons in authority.’ Having this in mind, it seems everybody who wishes to become president might as well do so, however insane, inept and inadequate, because the state institutions and laws say so. And we can’t question them, right? Kids, like adults, often follow not because of what leaders are capable of but because their ‘authority comes from widely accepted impersonal and impartial rules.’ The one who’s pronounced competent by say parents or other kids, not necessarily proving or having to prove their competence, may become the most reliable and trustworthy person to fix, open and close things in the future. As opposed to adults, children are not biased toward one over another. On the contrary, being open-minded, tolerant and anti-discriminatory, they give everyone equal chances to show what they can do and accept suggestions especially when coming from bigger and older guys. Apart from this, they are very practical. I saw you’re more successful and faster; I’ll step back and let you do it/show me. You have to admit it’s time-saving and more efficient in the long run (and intelligent too). After all, it’s all a part of the learning process and more than ok to be second best.

Last but not least, ‘charismatic authority is a trait that makes a leader extraordinary. This type of leader possesses the superior power of charisma to rally diverse and conflict-prone people behind him. His power comes from the massive trust and almost unbreakable faith people put in him.’ In the playground, like in the world of adults, such kids are often likeable, communicative, sociable, confident, charming, and above all popular. However, they might also be or turn into real despots, stingy, antagonistic, controlling, confrontational, intolerant of differing opinions and prone to oppressing their subjects (that is playmates) by for example not allowing them to climb the slide, pushing them down the slide, grabbing their miniature replicas of vehicles and silverware, while not sharing their own, screaming (to the disgust of their parents…or not): ‘It’s mine. I don’t want to share. I’m a miser.’ Weber’s charismatic authority has what he calls Herrschaft or ‘the power to compel people to obey’ so when the leader says loud and clear: ‘I am your voice,’ his supporters cannot but hypnotically nod and enthusiastically and loyally cheer: ‘Build the wall.’ Furthermore, charisma is, in Weber’s opinion, irrational. ‘Like the mystic, the charismatic leader is believed in because his message goes against common knowledge of how the world works.’ Luckily, he concludes, ‘charisma requires perpetual reanimation’ and is ‘temporary because, like magic, its appeal and its efficacy only last as long as it is seen to be successful.’

The bottom line is the whole society plays an active role in shaping an individual. Consequently, every child has the potential to become an alpha. Being a benevolent alpha parent is, on the other hand, quite normal. Being dominant in the relationship implies, among other things, being protective and comforting and should not be confused with being domineering. The alpha in a wolf pack is the one who protects the pack, not the one who bullies and intimidates.

Still, I can’t help but wonder what the childhood of notorious world leaders was like and how their parents acted when their needs weren’t met. So, here are a few tips for (future) parents to try changing bratty behavior, if possible, with an additional request not to judge parents by how their kids behave:

  • If your children defend their position by repressive means, tending to control almost everybody at home, rest assured, they’ll, unless you teach them differently, turn into control freaks one day, controlling everything in the state as well, should they show interest in becoming presidents. The question is whether they’ll become absolutists, unjust and cruel rulers, or usurpers, illegitimate ones.
  • If your kids show a tendency to be despotic, make sure you satisfy their need to be in charge every now and then by offering them creative alternatives to the bossiness. It’s all a game to them anyway so play along before it stops being funny. The crucial thing is that they get the attention they crave (your way, not theirs).
  • Mind how you talk in front of the kids. You can initiate a positive change by changing the tone in which you ask each other to do things around the house (yes, Bojana, you too). Instead of ‘Take out the trash already,’ why don’t you try something like ‘Hun, can you please…?’ It won’t hurt (always). Other times, you’ll probably be too mad to even bark an order, just putting the trash forcefully on the floor in hopes that he trips over it. There, I said it. Now, if you could see our trash can, I’m sure you’d be more supportive and understand why I have to nag. Now, shut up and keep listening.
  • Say yes whenever possible. Too many no’s may prove detrimental in the long run. Just as offering alternative sources of healthy foods if they prefer x to y, you should offer game alternatives to choose from. You can’t play with mom and dad’s toys, but why don’t you try this?
  • Use positive reinforcement to promote good behavior. Don’t punish bad behavior and failure. Concentrate on the process rather than the outcome. Good job, honey! How didn’t I think of that?
  • Anticipate problems by observing your kids, not to say spying on them, especially when they start bringing friends home: who, where, when, how. Someone’s always to blame for their disruptive/unusual behavior. You shouldn’t feel guilty. Look at democratic societies eavesdropping on the rest of the world and learn. If you’re caught red-handed, deny everything. If espionage becomes a bit too obvious, resort to transparency as your obligation to share information, tell your kids it’s for their own good and make the spy-bugs smaller.
  • Finally, try being effective democratic parents, whenever possible. Although democracy is not as flawless a system as many western governments present it, do not change it or, even worse, turn to tyranny. It is your duty as a parent to offer protection, love and guidance (discipline too) and promote tolerance and freedom of expression if you want your kid, family and society to thrive. Long-term peace, stability and equality can only be attained when everybody’s rights are respected. Why don’t we start with our children? That being said, we might just stop producing more loonies (than necessary), provided you’re not one, in which case we’re screwed, and electing more tyrants presidents in the future.

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  1. Another fabulous post, Fedora Queen. It’s too late to change the boy of mine, but perhaps I really should work on gentler ways to get the trash taken 🗑 out. There’s really no need for blackmail when I look at from your wise perspective 😳.

    If only Fred had read this post!

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      1. I’ve not known anything that had the potential to shape our collective futures to be easy. Then again, I’ve never known anything as fulfilling as teaching a little human being how to love and respect all living things. I’m so proud of you and the work you do. Keeps my hope alive. Love ya, little sister ❤️

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  2. Excellent advice. Whenever I see kids on the playground without their parents, I automatically go to Lord of the Flies. But those poor boys didn’t have the advantage of decent parenting, just private school. Kind of says a lot about THAT system…

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  3. I always hear my father’s voice saying..”Sorry, I don’t negotiate with 4 year olds.”

    Not having kids of my own, I often wonder what sort of parental presence I would have been.

    As usual, you have written the next installment in this series with such perfection.

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  4. My tactic was always to let the pack sort itself out. If things got out of hand, I’d pick out the one with the loudest voice, take it away behind closed doors and give it a verbal Mike Tyson. I (almost) always stopped short of physical violence. Not very subtle parenting, but the scars seem to have healed for most of them now.

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      1. I thought I’d never say this. I thought my parents were very conservative when I was young. I see now they were quite liberal. Parenting is anything but easy. Hats off to them. It’s good when the mouthy admit they were wrong…sooner or later. Better late than never.


      2. Everyone has their inner demons, even kids. It’s impossible to have a cookie cutter tactic to use with all of them. Sometimes you just have to admit, I don’t understand what makes this one tick. Unless you kill them before they reach an understanding of themselves, patience is about all you can give them.

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  5. This one I missed entirely, somehow. See my previous response (re: October and 2018) for the inexcusable excuse.

    I’m not a parent, but I have been raising an irrational mother-in-law for years. I think someone should have gotten to her sooner, because my democratic and my totalitarian approaches both seem to fail. She’s lazy, selfish, obstinate, and broke, like she’s always been. Alas, she is my darling’s mother and my burden to bear unto death. She is a good, built-in house- and dog-sitter, though, so I’ll try (most days) to focus on the advantages over the other stuff.

    Most days.

    I couldn’t help but think that any of Weber’s three types of authority would work if the leader were altruistic. I always say, whether right, left, or down the middle, always vote for the one with good intentions. Honestly, those ones are easier to spot than we give ourselves credit for. I highly recommend to anybody who can’t discern the good ones from the bad ones to read my blog; I’ll make that decision for you.

    And don’t worry about letting me have too much power. I’m an ALTRUISTIC charismatic, rational, mandated leader.

    I promise. 😏

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    1. Haha, I love that you decided to decide for the indecisive ones. After all, someone has to. Sadly, our destiny oftentimes lies in their hands because they don’t vote and can’t make up their minds.
      (I know you are. Unselfishness, altruism and pacifism are in your veins. You’d make an awesome leader. Speaking of leaders, there’s a poem left for you to read about the evil, authoritarian one).

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  6. Well said, very much in agreement with your bulletpoints, especially the one about saying ‘yes’ whenever possible.

    I couldn’t help but think of Donald Trump as the perfect example of a charisma gone wrong. God, I gotta get that guy outta my head. But if we could only find out what happened to him as a toddler, we’d all be perfect parents. Just do the opposite.

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